dialupmodem:

tbh if u really think that iphone users are elitists ask ANY nerd why they prefer android n they’ll go on and on for hours, insulting the phone, steve jobs, tim cook, their entire families, everyone that works for apple, the schools they all attended, and their mothers’ lasagna recipes 

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takohai:

mishion-possible:

lamdiel:

I wish dates didn’t have such strong romantic attachment to them.

Like, I wish I could go up to a friend of mine and be like, “Hey I want to take you to a nice restaurant. Let’s get dressed up fancy and go.”

We’d go have a fancyass dinner, but there’d be no romantic involvement.

I wish platonic dates were a common thing.

I would take each and every one of you on platonic dates.

????? It’ S cALLED??? SPENDING TIME??? WITH A FRIEND??

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magnacarterholygrail:

tsarcasm:

jesus


the true spirit of helping your fellow human

magnacarterholygrail:

tsarcasm:

jesus

the true spirit of helping your fellow human

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safaribrowser:

get your game ondrive safe

safaribrowser:

get your game on
drive safe

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imsirius:

Daniel Radcliffe wrote a thank you note and then some to the Dublin minor football team he partied with in 2012 x

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crofethr:

denali-winter:

BAM.

I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

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jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

jaclcfrost:

my timing is. not the best

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burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

takanobaka:

Why say “ding dong you are wrong” when you could say “eggs and bacon you’re mistaken”

image

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gayinsect:

im pretty sure bromance is the perfect example of how embarrassingly fragile masculinity is. you know what a female bromance is called? a friendship 

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captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

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